Monday, September 19, 2011

Brian! Joke! Star if this made you smile?

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got

into the taxi, and the cabbie said, %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just like %26quot;Brian!

Passenger: %26quot;Who?%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special.%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;Wow. Some guy then.%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his

f___ng' widow.%26quot;Brian! Joke! Star if this made you smile?thats quite a joke. it kinda made me luagh, its kinda sad but really not. hahaha. btw, your picture you chose for your account picture is adorable, i ?that puppy. ! I'll try to star you. (if i can find out how.) ok, i starred it.Brian! Joke! Star if this made you smile?LOVE this!Brian! Joke! Star if this made you smile?That was dumb and not funny at allBrian! Joke! Star if this made you smile?I thought it was kind of sad...

Did the taxi driver kill him and marry his wife?

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