Thursday, September 22, 2011

Anyone heard about Frank Feldman?

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just

like Frank.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;Who?%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that

to Frank Feldman every single time.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.

He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you

should have

heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special.%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;There's more ... He had a memory like a computer.

He remembered everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them


He could fix anything. Not like me.

I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.

But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;Wow, some guy then.%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic


Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.

But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman

and make her feel good.

He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his

clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.%26quot;

Passenger: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot;

Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Frank.

He died ... I'm married to his Bloody Widow!%26quot;Anyone heard about Frank Feldman?Ha! ha! ha! good one....Anyone heard about Frank Feldman?Poor Cabbie.Anyone heard about Frank Feldman?LOL

first joke in ages to make me laugh!

well played there my friend!! =DAnyone heard about Frank Feldman?Funny! 100!Anyone heard about Frank Feldman?And he had the Perfect Escape from the wife !Anyone heard about Frank Feldman?Frank could do no wrongAnyone heard about Frank Feldman?hahahah the widow talks about him all the timeAnyone heard about Frank Feldman?i like :)

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