Monday, September 19, 2011

Is there such a thing as the perfect man?

A man walks to the corner of Oxford Street and Regent Street in London during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi straight away.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie%26quot;

%26quot;Who?%26quot; says the man.

%26quot;Stevie Jones. He was a guy who did everything right. Like my taxi being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened for Stevie.%26quot;

%26quot;Well no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody,%26quot; the man replies.

%26quot;Not Stevie,%26quot; says cabbie. %26quot;He was a terrific athlete. He could have turned professional at golf or tennis and he danced like a West End star. He was handsome and sophisticated, more than George Clooney. He had a better body than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. He was something!%26quot;

%26quot;Somehow Stevie just new exactly how to make women happy,%26quot; the cabbie continues.

%26quot;He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out.%26quot;

%26quot;No wonder you remember him!%26quot; says the man.

%26quot;I never actually met Stevie,%26quot; admits cabbie.

%26quot;Then how do you know so much about him?%26quot; asks the man.

%26quot;After he died I married his wife.%26quot;Is there such a thing as the perfect man?Ha ha ha.!!!

That is good.!!!


Cheers mate got me laughing.!!Is there such a thing as the perfect man?Thank you.

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Is there such a thing as the perfect man?Perfection doesnt even existIs there such a thing as the perfect man?Hahahaha, that about right!!!Is there such a thing as the perfect man?LMAO!!!!!!!!!Is there such a thing as the perfect man?he he good one

Stevie is just like my manIs there such a thing as the perfect man?no one is perfectIs there such a thing as the perfect man?What do a perfect man and UFO's have in common?

I have heard they exist but i have never seen 1

The perfect man and the perfect woman are on their perfect honeymoon, when they see Santa Clause on the side of the road. Being the perfect couple they stop and help him finish his route, but on the way, they get in the perfect car crash and all but 1 of them die. Who is it?

the perfect woman becuase none of the others exist,

A smart blonde, a perfect man and god are in an elevator and there is a $100 bill on the floor, who picks it up?

The next person to get on the elevator-

Non of them existIs there such a thing as the perfect man?isn't the perferct man, Santa Claus?Is there such a thing as the perfect man?well in some eyes there is suck thing as a perfect man .although for me it would depend on what the man as being judged for and why and than ,what makes him perfect would be in the eye of the beholder so i would say yes there is such thing as a perfect man in some peoples mind but may i remind everyone that no one is perfect and that we are all sinners and there is no such thing as perfect as everyone sees things differently and we all have flaws therefore my answer would be no no man nor we man would or should be perfect some people ask questions before thought this one took very little thought and alto of common seance i hope that people will think before they speak and listen to learn and oUr world would be much easier and if Ur looking for the perfect man than i am sorry to tell u you will never find it unless ur looking in a differ ant demean er so to speak life is way more enjoyable than looking for perfection look for other things and u may find life is more pleasurable than you think!!!!Is there such a thing as the perfect man?hahahaahahahahahhahahahah poor cabbie!!!!!Is there such a thing as the perfect man?I feel sorry for the taxi driver.Is there such a thing as the perfect man?LOL....thats funny

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