Monday, September 19, 2011

The perfect man?

A man walks to the corner of Oxford Street and Regent Street in London during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi straight away.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie%26quot;

%26quot;Who?%26quot; says the man.

%26quot;Stevie Jones. He was a guy who did everything right. Like my taxi being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened for Stevie.%26quot;

%26quot;Well no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody,%26quot; the man replies.

%26quot;Not Stevie,%26quot; says cabbie. %26quot;He was a terrific athlete. He could have turned professional at golf or tennis and he danced like a West End star. He was handsome and sophisticated, more than George Clooney. He had a better body than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. He was something!%26quot;

%26quot;Somehow Stevie just new exactly how to make women happy,%26quot; the cabbie continues.

%26quot;He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out.%26quot;

%26quot;No wonder you remember him!%26quot; says the man.

%26quot;I never actually met Stevie,%26quot; admits cabbie.

%26quot;Then how do you know so much about him?%26quot; asks the man.

%26quot;After he died I married his wife.%26quot;The perfect man?ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10The perfect man?yeah, i quite liked that one.

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but the punch line could have had more .. delivery



but it was funny



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Love it!

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Good one.!!!

10/10.!!!

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funny

10/10

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